Da Ghoul's Movie Reviews

xXx [2002]

2008-02-14T01:04:00.001-08:00

Starring: Asia Argento, Marton Csokas, Vin Diesel

Da Ghoul says: OK.

xXx: State Of The Union (xXx 2: The Next Level) [2005]

2007-12-30T17:54:00.000-08:00

Starring: Ice Cube, Peter Strauss, Scott Speedman, Willem Dafoe

Da Ghoul says: Good.

The NeverEnding Story II: The Next Chapter [1990]

2007-12-28T06:29:00.001-08:00

Starring: Clarissa Burt, Kenny Morrison, John Wesley Shipp, Jonathan Brandis, Martin Umbach

Da Ghoul says: OK.

The NeverEnding Story [1984]

2007-12-27T03:00:00.001-08:00

Starring: Barret Oliver, Gerald McRaney, Moses Gunn, Noah Hathaway, Patricia Hayes, Sydney Bromley, Tami Stronach

Da Ghoul says: Classic.

Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within [2001]

2007-12-27T02:48:00.001-08:00

Da Ghoul says: OK.

Spirited Away [2001]

2007-12-23T11:52:00.001-08:00

Da Ghoul says: OK.

Princess Mononoke [1997]

2007-12-18T09:16:00.001-08:00

Starring: Billy Bob Thornton (Voice), Billy Crudup (Voice), Claire Danes (Voice), Gillian Anderson (Voice), Jada Pinkett Smith (Voice), Minnie Driver (Voice),

Da Ghoul says: Pretty Good.

King Ralph [1991]

2007-12-18T01:35:00.001-08:00

Starring: John Goodman, John Hurt, Peter O'Toole

Da Ghoul says: OK.

The Thomas Crown Affair [1999]

2007-12-18T01:26:00.001-08:00

Starring: Denis Leary, Pierce Brosnan, Rene Russo

Da Ghoul says: OK.

Ocean's Twelve [2004]

2007-12-18T01:12:00.001-08:00

Starring: Andy Garcia, Bernie Mac, Brad Pitt, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Don Cheadle, George Clooney, Julia Roberts, Matt Damon

Da Ghoul says: Good.

Twelve Monkeys [1995]

2007-07-07T09:52:00.001-07:00

Starring: Brad Pitt, Bruce Willis, Christopher Plummer, Madeleine Stowe

Da Ghoul says: OK.

The Fifth Element [1997]

2007-07-06T15:21:00.001-07:00

Starring: Bruce Willis, Chris Tucker, Gary Oldman, Ian Holm, Milla Jovovich

Da Ghoul says: OK.

The 6th Day [2000]

2007-07-02T15:39:00.001-07:00

Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Michael Rapaport, Michael Rooker, Robert Duvall, Sarah Wynter, Tony Goldwyn

Da Ghoul says: Pretty Good.

Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot [1992]

2007-07-01T13:39:00.001-07:00

Starring: Estelle Getty, JoBeth Williams, Roger Rees, Sylvester Stallone

Da Ghoul says: OK.

Shooter [2007]

2007-07-01T13:20:00.000-07:00

Starring: Danny Glover, Elias Koteas, Kate Mara, Mark Wahlberg, Michael Peña, Ned Beatty, Rade Serbedzija, Rhona Mitra

Da Ghoul says: Good.

Training Day [2001]

2007-06-24T05:57:00.001-07:00

Starring: Cliff Curtis, Denzel Washington, Dr. Dre, Ethan Hawke, Scott Glenn, Snoop Dogg

Da Ghoul says: Good.

Independence Day [1996]

2007-06-17T14:27:00.000-07:00

Starring: Bill Pullman, Harvey Fierstein, James Rebhorn, Jeff Goldblum, Judd Hirsch, Margaret Colin, Mary McDonnell, Randy Quaid, Robert Loggia, Will Smith

Da Ghoul says: Classic.

The Day After Tomorrow [2004]

2007-05-27T03:13:00.001-07:00

Starring: Dennis Quaid, Emmy Rossum, Ian Holm, Jake Gyllenhaal, Sela Ward

Da Ghoul says: Boring.

28 Weeks Later [2007]

2007-05-20T09:23:00.000-07:00

Starring: Catherine McCormack, Harold Perrineau, Idris Elba, Imogen Poots, Jeremy Renner, Mackintosh Muggleton, Robert Carlyle, Rose Byrne

Da Ghoul says: Pretty Good.

28 Days Later [2002]

2007-05-18T16:40:00.000-07:00

Starring: Brendan Gleeson, Christopher Eccleston, Cillian Murphy, Megan Burns, Naomie Harris

Da Ghoul says: OK.

50 First Dates [2004]

2007-05-06T15:36:00.000-07:00

Starring: Adam Sandler, Dan Aykroyd, Drew Barrymore, Rob Schneider, Sean Astin

Da Ghoul says: Pretty Good.

Four Weddings And A Funeral [1994]

2007-05-06T15:15:00.000-07:00

Starring: Andie MacDowell, Charlotte Coleman, Corin Redgrave, David Bower, Hugh Grant, James Fleet, John Hannah, Kristin Scott Thomas, Rowan Atkinson, Simon Callow

Da Ghoul says: Plops.

So I Married An Axe Murderer [1993]

2007-04-22T13:30:00.000-07:00

Starring: Amanda Plummer, Anthony LaPaglia, Brenda Fricker, Mike Myers, Nancy Travis

Da Ghoul says: Good.

American Wedding [2003]

2007-04-22T13:20:00.000-07:00

Starring: Alyson Hannigan, Eddie Kaye Thomas, Eugene Levy, Fred Willard, January Jones, Jason Biggs, Seann William Scott, Thomas Ian Nicholas

Da Ghoul says: OK.

Made In America [1993]

2007-04-22T12:54:00.000-07:00

Starring: Ted Danson, Whoopi Goldberg, Will Smith

Da Ghoul says: OK.

Hercules In New York [1970]

2007-03-05T10:27:00.000-08:00

Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger

Da Ghoul says: Classic Cheese.

Crocodile Dundee In Los Angeles [2001]

2007-03-04T08:52:00.000-08:00

Starring: Aida Turturro, Jere Burns II, Jonathan Banks, Linda Kozlowski, Paul Hogan, Paul Rodriguez

Da Ghoul says: Plops.

Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan [2006]

2007-03-03T08:35:00.000-08:00

Starring: Sacha Baron Cohen

Da Ghoul says: Good.

The Italian Job [2003]

2007-01-30T09:01:00.000-08:00

Starring: Charlize Theron, Donald Sutherland, Edward Norton, Franky G, Jason Statham, Mark Wahlberg, Mos Def, Seth Green

Da Ghoul says: OK.

The Mexican [2001]

2007-01-29T08:17:00.000-08:00

Starring: Brad Pitt, James Gandolfini, Julia Roberts

Da Ghoul says: OK.

Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl [2003]

2007-01-27T12:51:00.000-08:00

Starring: Geoffrey Rush, Johnny Depp, Jonathan Pryce, Keira Knightley, Orlando Bloom

Da Ghoul says: Pretty Good.

Con Air [1997]

2007-01-23T16:16:00.000-08:00

Starring: Colm Meaney, John Cusack, John Malkovich, Mykelti Williamson, Nicolas Cage, Rachel Ticotin, Steve Buscemi, Ving Rhames

Da Ghoul says: Good.

Cop Land [1997]

2007-01-20T08:19:00.000-08:00

Starring: Annabella Sciorra, Harvey Keitel, Janeane Garofalo, Michael Rapaport, Peter Berg, Ray Liotta, Robert De Niro, Robert Patrick, Sylvester Stallone

Da Ghoul says: OK.

Police Story 2 [1988]

2007-01-19T03:06:00.000-08:00

Starring: Jackie Chan

Da Ghoul says: Good.

Police Story [1985]

2007-01-19T02:52:00.000-08:00

Starring: Jackie Chan

Da Ghoul says: Classic.

S.W.A.T. [2003]

2007-01-19T02:39:00.000-08:00

Starring: Brian Van Holt, Colin Farrell, Jeremy Renner, Josh Charles, LL Cool J, Michelle Rodriguez, Olivier Martinez, Samuel L. Jackson

Da Ghoul says: OK.

U.S. Marshals [1998]

2007-01-19T02:28:00.000-08:00

Starring: Irène Jacob, Joe Pantoliano, Kate Nelligan, Robert Downey Jr., Tommy Lee Jones, Wesley Snipes

Da Ghoul says: OK.

Universal Soldier III: Unfinished Business [1998]

2007-01-19T02:17:00.000-08:00

Starring: Burt Reynolds, Chandra West, Jeff Wincott, Matt Battaglia

Da Ghoul says: Really Bad.

Wing Commander [1999]

2007-01-16T08:27:00.000-08:00

Starring: David Suchet, Freddie Prinze Jr., Jürgen Prochnow, Matthew Lillard, Saffron Burrows, Tchéky Karyo

Da Ghoul says: Plops.

DOA: Dead Or Alive [2006]

2007-01-15T16:11:00.000-08:00

Starring: Brian White, Collin Chou, Devon Aoki, Eric Roberts, Holly Valance, Jaime Pressly, Kane Kosugi, Kevin Nash, Matthew Marsden, Natassia Malthe, Sarah Carter, Steve Howey

Da Ghoul says: Pretty Good.

The Return Of The Living Dead [1985]

2007-01-15T08:33:00.000-08:00

Starring: Clu Gulager, Don Calfa, James Karen

Da Ghoul says: OK.

Land Of The Dead [2005]

2007-01-15T08:24:00.000-08:00

Starring: Asia Argento, Dennis Hopper, John Leguizamo, Robert Joy, Simon Baker

Da Ghoul says: Poor.

Night Of The Living Dead [1968]

2007-01-14T10:42:00.000-08:00

Starring: Duane Jones, Judith O'Dea, Judith Ridley, Karl Hardman, Keith Wayne, Marilyn Eastman

Da Ghoul says: Classic.

Dawn Of The Dead [2004]

2007-01-14T10:28:00.000-08:00

Starring: Jake Weber, Mekhi Phifer, Sarah Polley, Ving Rhames

Da Ghoul says: Really Good.

Shaun Of The Dead [2004]

2007-01-13T16:02:00.001-08:00

Starring: Bill Nighy, Dylan Moran, Kate Ashfield, Lucy Davis, Nick Frost, Penelope Wilton, Simon Pegg

Da Ghoul says: OK.

Donnie Darko [2001]

2007-01-13T15:37:00.000-08:00

Starring: Drew Barrymore, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jena Malone, Katharine Ross, Mary McDonnell, Noah Wyle, Patrick Swayze

Da Ghoul says: OK.

Jackie Brown [1997]

2007-01-13T11:41:00.000-08:00

Starring: Bridget Fonda, Michael Keaton, Pam Grier, Robert De Niro, Robert Forster, Samuel L. Jackson

Da Ghoul says: OK.

Pulp Fiction [1994]

2007-01-08T12:12:00.000-08:00

Starring: Amanda Plummer, Bruce Willis, Christopher Walken, Eric Stoltz, Harvey Keitel, John Travolta, Maria de Medeiros, Rosanna Arquette, Samuel L. Jackson, Tim Roth, Uma Thurman, Ving Rhames

Da Ghoul says: Boring.

Reservoir Dogs [1992]

2007-01-08T08:32:00.000-08:00

Starring: Chris Penn, Harvey Keitel, Lawrence Tierney, Michael Madsen, Steve Buscemi, Tim Roth

Da Ghoul says: Classic.

My Dog Skip [2000]

2007-01-02T09:07:00.000-08:00

Starring: Diane Lane, Frankie Muniz, Kevin Bacon, Luke Wilson

Da Ghoul says: OK.

My Stepmother Is An Alien [1988]

2007-01-01T07:53:00.000-08:00

Starring: Dan Aykroyd, Jon Lovitz, Kim Basinger

Da Ghoul says: OK.

Uncle Buck [1989]

2006-12-30T15:16:00.000-08:00

Starring: Amy Madigan, John Candy

Da Ghoul says: Classic.

Home Alone 2: Lost In New York [1992]

2006-12-29T08:50:00.000-08:00

Starring: Brenda Fricker, Catherine O'Hara, Daniel Stern, Joe Pesci, John Heard, Macaulay Culkin, Tim Curry

Da Ghoul says: Classic.

Home Alone [1990]

2006-12-28T11:56:00.000-08:00

Starring: Catherine O'Hara, Daniel Stern, Joe Pesci, John Heard, Macaulay Culkin

Da Ghoul says: Classic.

Domestic Disturbance [2001]

2006-12-28T08:23:00.000-08:00

Starring: John Travolta, Matthew O'Leary, Steve Buscemi, Teri Polo, Vince Vaughn

Da Ghoul says: Not Bad.

Joy Ride (Road Kill) [2001]

2006-12-23T11:38:00.000-08:00

Starring: Leelee Sobieski, Paul Walker, Steve Zahn

Da Ghoul says: OK.

Road Trip [2000]

2006-12-23T08:56:00.000-08:00

Starring: Amy Smart, Breckin Meyer, Fred Ward, Rachel Blanchard, Seann William Scott, Tom Green

Da Ghoul says: OK.

American Pie 2 [2001]

2006-12-22T09:05:00.000-08:00

Starring: Alyson Hannigan, Chris Klein, Eddie Kaye Thomas, Eugene Levy, Jason Biggs, Mena Suvari, Natasha Lyonne, Seann William Scott, Shannon Elizabeth, Tara Reid, Thomas Ian Nicholas

Da Ghoul says: OK.

American Ninja 2: The Confrontation [1987]

2006-12-21T14:22:00.000-08:00

Starring: Gary Conway, Larry Poindexter, Michael Dudikoff, Steve James

Da Ghoul says: OK.

The Karate Kid Part II [1986]

2006-12-18T08:15:00.000-08:00

Starring: Noriyuki "Pat" Morita, Ralph Macchio

Da Ghoul says: Classic.

The Karate Kid [1984]

2006-12-11T08:40:00.000-08:00

Starring: Elisabeth Shue, Noriyuki "Pat" Morita, Ralph Macchio

Da Ghoul says: Classic.

Kung Fu Hustle [2004]

2006-12-07T08:12:00.000-08:00

Starring: Chan Kwok Kwan, Chiu Chi Ling, Dong Zhi Hua, Feng Xiao Gang, Huang Sheng Yi, Lam Tze Chung, Leung Siu Lung, Stephen Chow, Xing Yu, Yuen Qiu, Yuen Wah

Da Ghoul says: OK.

Shaolin Soccer [2001]

2006-12-02T09:37:00.000-08:00

Starring: Cecilia Cheung, Karen Mok, Li Hui, Ng Man Tat, Patrick Tse Yin, Stephen Chow, Vicki Zhao, Vincent Kok

Da Ghoul says: Pretty Boring.

Bloodsport [1988]

2006-11-30T08:53:00.000-08:00

Starring: Bolo Yeung as Chong Li, Donald Gibb, Forest Whitaker, Jean Claude Van Damme, Leah Ayres, Norman Burton

Da Ghoul says: Very Good.

Dracula [1979]

2006-11-28T08:34:00.000-08:00

Starring: Donald Pleasence, Frank Langella, Kate Nelligan, Laurence Olivier

Da Ghoul says: Boring.

Dracula 2000 [2000]

2006-11-27T08:38:00.000-08:00

Starring: Christopher Plummer, Colleen Ann Fitzpatrick, Danny Masterson, Gerard Butler, Jennifer Esposito, Jeri Ryan, Jonny Lee Miller, Justine Waddell, Lochlyn Munro, Omar Epps, Sean Patrick Thomas

Da Ghoul says: Plops.

Thir13en Ghosts [2001]

2006-11-26T08:50:00.000-08:00

Starring: Embeth Davidtz, F. Murray Abraham, Matthew Lillard, Rah Digga, Shannon Elizabeth, Tony Shalhoub

Da Ghoul says: OK.

Assault On Precinct 13 [1976]

2006-11-25T09:00:00.000-08:00

Starring: Austin Stoker, Darwin Joston, Laurie Zimmer

Da Ghoul says: Good.

10 Things I Hate About You [1999]

2006-11-19T08:34:00.000-08:00

Starring: Andrew Keegan, David Krumholtz, Heath Ledger, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Julia Stiles, Larisa Oleynik, Larry Miller, Susan May Pratt

Da Ghoul says: OK.

Anger Management [2003]

2006-11-18T09:40:00.000-08:00

Starring: Adam Sandler, Jack Nicholson, John Turturro, Luis Guzmán, Marisa Tomei, Woody Harrelson

Da Ghoul says: Lame.

Hulk [2003]

2006-11-17T12:49:00.000-08:00

Starring: Eric Bana, Jennifer Connelly, Josh Lucas, Nick Nolte, Sam Elliott

Da Ghoul says: Boring.

X2: X-Men United [2003]

2006-11-17T08:39:00.000-08:00

Starring: Alan Cumming, Anna Paquin, Brian Cox, Bruce Davison, Famke Janssen, Halle Berry, Hugh Jackman, Ian McKellen, James Marsden, Patrick Stewart, Rebecca Romijn-Stamos

Da Ghoul says: OK.

Species II [1998]

2006-11-16T11:18:00.000-08:00

Starring: George Dzundza, James Cromwell, Justin Lazard, Marg Helgenberger, Michael Madsen, Mykelti Williamson, Natasha Henstridge

Da Ghoul says: Plops.

Critters [1986]

2006-11-16T09:08:00.000-08:00

Starring: Billy Green Bush, Dee Wallace Stone, Don Opper, M. Emmet Walsh, Nadine Van der Velde, Scott Grimes, Terrence Mann

Da Ghoul says: OK.

Ghost [1990]

2006-11-15T11:35:00.000-08:00

Starring: Demi Moore, Patrick Swayze, Tony Goldwyn, Whoopi Goldberg

Da Ghoul says: Good.

Monster [2003]

2006-11-15T08:20:00.000-08:00

Starring: Bruce Dern, Charlize Theron, Christina Ricci, Lee Tergesen

Da Ghoul says: Plops.

The Good Girl [2002]

2006-11-14T08:15:00.000-08:00

Starring: Deborah Rush, Jennifer Aniston, Jake Gyllenhaal, John C. Reilly, John Carroll Lynch, Mike White, Tim Blake Nelson, Zooey Deschanel

Da Ghoul says: Good.

Dennis The Menace Strikes Again! [1998]

2006-11-13T12:41:00.000-08:00

Starring: Betty White, Brian Doyle-Murray, Carrot Top, Don Rickles, George Kennedy, Justin Cooper

Da Ghoul says: Really Lame.

Shallow Hal [2001]

2006-11-13T08:40:00.000-08:00

Starring: Gwyneth Paltrow, Jack Black, Jason Alexander, Joe Viterelli, Susan Ward

Da Ghoul says: OK.

Sliding Doors [1998]

2006-11-09T08:58:00.000-08:00

Starring: Gwyneth Paltrow, Jeanne Tripplehorn, John Hannah, John Lynch

Da Ghoul says: Good.

The Lake House [2006]

2006-11-08T08:34:00.000-08:00

Starring: Christopher Plummer, Dylan Walsh, Keanu Reeves, Sandra Bullock, Shohreh Aghdashloo

Da Ghoul says: OK.

Monster House [2006]

2006-11-07T12:56:00.000-08:00

Starring: Catherine O'Hara, Fred Willard, Jason Lee, Kathleen Turner, Kevin James, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Nick Cannon, Steve Buscemi

Da Ghoul says: Good.

Gothika [2003]

2006-11-06T12:34:00.000-08:00

Starring: Bernard Hill, Charles S. Dutton, Halle Berry, John Carroll Lynch, Penélope Cruz, Robert Downey Jr.

Da Ghoul says: Good.

Bride Of Chucky [1998]

2006-11-06T08:41:00.000-08:00

Starring: Brad Dourif, Jennifer Tilly, John Ritter, Katherine Heigl, Nick Stabile

Da Ghoul says: OK.

Meet The Parents [2000]

2006-11-05T12:22:00.000-08:00

Starring: Ben Stiller, Blythe Danner, James Rebhorn, Jon Abrahams, Owen Wilson, Robert De Niro, Teri Polo

Da Ghoul says: Good.

Little Man [2006]

2006-11-05T08:50:00.000-08:00

Starring: Marlon Wayans, Shawn Wayans

Da Ghoul says: Good.

Sister Act 2: Back In The Habit [1993]

2006-11-04T12:24:00.000-08:00

Starring: James Coburn, Kathy Najimy, Maggie Smith, Whoopi Goldberg

Da Ghoul says: Classic.

Daddy Day Care [2003]

2006-11-04T08:26:00.000-08:00

Starring: Anjelica Huston, Eddie Murphy, Jeff Garlin, Regina King, Steve Zahn

Da Ghoul says: OK.

Day Of The Dead [1985]

2006-11-03T12:38:00.000-08:00

Starring: Joe Pilato, Lori Cardille, Richard Liberty, Terry Alexander

Da Ghoul says: Classic.

Dawn Of The Dead [1978]

2006-11-03T09:19:00.000-08:00

Starring: David Emge, Gaylen Ross, Ken Foree, Scott H. Reiniger

Da Ghoul says: Classic.

From Dusk Till Dawn [1996]

2006-11-02T12:26:00.000-08:00

Starring: Cheech Marin, Fred Williamson, George Clooney, Harvey Keitel, Juliette Lewis, Quentin Tarantino, Salma Hayek

Da Ghoul says: Classic.

Pitch Black [2000]

2006-11-02T08:41:00.000-08:00

Starring: Cole Hauser, Keith David, Radha Mitchell, Vin Diesel

Da Ghoul says: Classic.

The Shadow [1994]

2006-11-01T14:28:00.000-08:00

Starring: Alec Baldwin, Ian McKellen, John Lone, Jonathan Winters, Penelope Ann Miller, Peter Boyle, Tim Curry

Da Ghoul says: Classic.

Superman Returns [2006]

2006-11-01T08:33:00.000-08:00

Starring: Brandon Routh, Eva Marie Saint, Frank Langella, James Marsden, Kal Penn, Kate Bosworth, Kevin Spacey, Parker Posey, Sam Huntington

Da Ghoul says: OK.

Halloween: Resurrection [2002]

2006-10-31T10:24:00.000-08:00

Starring: Bianca Kajlich, Busta Rhymes, Jamie Lee Curtis, Ryan Merriman, Sean Patrick Thomas, Thomas Ian Nicholas, Tyra Banks

Da Ghoul says: OK.

Halloween 5: The Revenge Of Michael Myers [1989]

2006-10-31T09:27:00.000-08:00

Starring: Beau Starr, Danielle Harris, Donald Pleasence, Ellie Cornell, Tamara Glynn, Wendy Kaplan

Da Ghoul says: Classic.

Halloween 4: The Return Of Michael Myers [1988]

2006-10-31T08:40:00.000-08:00

Starring: Danielle Harris, Donald Pleasence, Ellie Cornell, Michael Pataki

Da Ghoul says: Classic.

The Blair Witch Project [1999]

2006-10-31T08:38:00.000-08:00

Starring: Heather Donahue, Joshua Leonard, Michael Williams

Da Ghoul says: Really Lame.

Vampires [1998]

2006-10-30T09:01:00.000-08:00

Starring: Daniel Baldwin, James Woods, Maximilian Schell, Sheryl Lee, Thomas Ian Griffith, Tim Guinee

Da Ghoul says: OK.

The Mummy Returns [2001]

2006-10-28T08:33:00.000-07:00

Starring: Arnold Vosloo, Brendan Fraser, John Hannah, Oded Fehr, Patricia Velasquez, Rachel Weisz, The Rock as The Scorpion King

Da Ghoul says: Pretty Plops.